Great Urban Race I was forwarded this today and rejoiced that there’s an event happening in my city that will afford me the opportunity to be as white and nerdy as I feel I need to be. You know some no holds barred type ish. But then I got to looking at their disaster policy… I know last year when I held a Galaga competition, terrorists ALMOST ruined it by somehow putting ricin in Ecto Cooler I WORKED SO HARD AT LOCATING! BUT NO! Freedom prevailed and the games went on. Right after 9/11, terrorists also tried to ruin my freestyle mustache virtual volleyball and/or hamster wrangling event I was throwing at a lake in Texas by using some sort of HAARP weapon to make it rain uncontrollably. Don’t think I don’t know who was behind it, because the forecast CLEARLY said it was going to be sunny and 90. Luckily I was able to move our event indoors to a local church and the show went on. Take that, terrorists. USA wins…ALWAYS! So have a good time. Always remember: If you see something, say something.

Great Urban Race

I was forwarded this today and rejoiced that there’s an event happening in my city that will afford me the opportunity to be as white and nerdy as I feel I need to be. You know some no holds barred type ish. But then I got to looking at their disaster policy…

I know last year when I held a Galaga competition, terrorists ALMOST ruined it by somehow putting ricin in Ecto Cooler I WORKED SO HARD AT LOCATING! BUT NO! Freedom prevailed and the games went on.

Right after 9/11, terrorists also tried to ruin my freestyle mustache virtual volleyball and/or hamster wrangling event I was throwing at a lake in Texas by using some sort of HAARP weapon to make it rain uncontrollably. Don’t think I don’t know who was behind it, because the forecast CLEARLY said it was going to be sunny and 90. Luckily I was able to move our event indoors to a local church and the show went on.

Take that, terrorists. USA wins…ALWAYS! So have a good time.

Always remember: If you see something, say something.