naughty by niemczyk

22/11/2009

I’m screwed.

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Kid Sister - Right Hand Hi

I’ve seen her in real life and she’s a looker. Big fat boner killer to the costume/make-up people for making her look like LL Cool J in a wig. If she licked her lips even once I’m sure I would have puked.

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21/11/2009

LED Tattoos

Attn weekend warriors, this is for you. Now you can have a back like Anthony Kiedis without the pain, or flat singing.

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It doesn’t get any better than this.

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20/11/2009

Weezer Snuggie

I wonder what Matt Sharp is thinking?

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I will love you forever and ever amen if you tell me where I can get this.

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Exactly when did rappers stop talking about “the master plan” and start rapping about buying shit at Macy’s?

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18/11/2009

Go easy on em, ATL. #waxwednesday

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Sisqo - Thong Song

I don’t have any doubts about me being a good father, but promise I will have a vomit bucket handy the first time I change a diaper.

I only wish my shit was fluorescent every now and then, that way I can put my hand to my chin and look like I am working some quantum theory. But I’ll really just be staring at poop. Satisfied.

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